If I dress up as a deer and get shot by someone in the woods behind my house, can I sue them for millions?

I heard about 5 gun shots when I went outside to walk the dog. I am assuming hunting season starts today. Somebody has one of those tree stands in the woods not far back behind our property line. Would this be a good way for me to make some money?If I dress up as a deer and get shot by someone in the woods behind my house, can I sue them for millions?
You might have a hard time explaining to a judge why you were dressed like a Buck, (hunters don't normally shoot Doe) but if you were on your OWN property, and you got shot...and lived....and knew who did it... Then sure, you could probably sue that person for a decent wad of cash... Assuming they have that kind of money. Geico doesn't cover stupidity.If I dress up as a deer and get shot by someone in the woods behind my house, can I sue them for millions?
dumb @ss new yorker





can the hunter sue you for being stupid. anyone who hears gun shots, then dresses like deer, goes into the woods where the gun shots came from, and then actually gets shot deserves what they get





given your q%26amp;a name, BYOB, one has to ask have you been drinking
Possibly, but I think you're more likely to get a Darwin Award and a mention in national newspapers under the headline 'Moron shot while pretending to be deer';
If you live...I'm sure the rounds used to hunt deer will take you out very easily.
If you survive.





If they don't shoot does then why was Bambi's mom killed?
You first have to live and than run like hell and sue.lol
lol
if you dont die when they shoot you,maybe.

moles