What do you get when you cross a female deer and a pickle?

a dildoeWhat do you get when you cross a female deer and a pickle?
Some effin moron idiot posting stupid questions on Yahoo Answers.





Oh did I say that? a pickled coote deer.What do you get when you cross a female deer and a pickle?
sourdough, mad at the world, already seasoned..just kill and dress....
a Deer Burger that makes its own condiments?





Isn't a dill-doe and a dickle the same thing?


No wait.... Well....Um.......





.....OK, next question!
A swift kick.
dickle?
Sourdough (doe)


Dill dough is what you use to make pickle bread!





I was having a conversation after lunch today with a toothpick, he had a couple of good points.
A really foul tasting roast?





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