What's an easy and inexpensive way to remove a young white-tail deer from your car grill. . .?

that's also fun for the whole family?What's an easy and inexpensive way to remove a young white-tail deer from your car grill. . .?
park next to your neigbors dog, grab a six pack then kick back and watch nature take its course.What's an easy and inexpensive way to remove a young white-tail deer from your car grill. . .?
A piece at a time using a Marine KBar.
The word Mesquite does come to mind, somehow.