How to increase my chances of hitting a deer with my 4X4 and leaving road kill behind?

Leave the roadway... but I guess then it would be field kill....





Last year I took a truck vs deer report and the same guy left after getting the issued kill tag and accident report number and less than 1 mile down the road I noticed that he swerved into the opposite lane of traffic and stopped. When I pulled up behind him I realized he had just hit a second deer, after trying to avoid it. Unfortunately we had to tow the truck this time as he no longer had any working head lights and had radiator damage.





That was a dept first.How to increase my chances of hitting a deer with my 4X4 and leaving road kill behind?
the only thing WWD forgot was to ensure you consume the contents of an entire 12 pack before attempting doe'hicular homicide.How to increase my chances of hitting a deer with my 4X4 and leaving road kill behind?
You might consider asking your local Game Warden, I am sure he would have some very good advice.


He might even be willing to go with you as technical adviser.








D58








Hunting with Rifle, Pistol, Muzzle loader and Bow for over 3 decades.


Reloading Rifle, Pistol and shotgun for over 3 decades.
drive more often. increase speed when you see them. don';t be too eager or you will not be able to manouver to hit them well. back over them if necessary too.
drink more beer while driving...sounds like you havent had enough...damn amatures...i get 3 or 4 a night..
Was going to use the beer or drinking line but several beat me to it.


So try this:





Bait them in. Fill the back of your pick up with corn and drive down the road at dusk and throw out. By midnight they should be all over it and you can really make a dent in the deer herd.
Just continue being the idiot that you are and I'm sure you'll do fine.
If you have a mud guard on the front, take it off. Add as many useless ornamental do-dads as you can, wash your truck well, put your unrestrained child in the truck with you, and ride at 60 down back roads around dark-thirty in the evening. You'll attract more deer than you ever knew existed.
You don't have to try that hard. I've nailed a deer with my car, truck, van, and motorcycle in about an every third year cycle. I'm actually over due now, so I'm driving my Step Son's new pickup.
Your question should read. ';How to get my vehicle insurance cancelled for life because I'm an ';I***T.'; You are not even funny...But you are pathetic.....
Deer like to hop across the road at dusk.
Wait for a deer